Seppo Down Under

Fun with Freaks....

So my twin brother is a bit of a horror fanatic. Well, less of a fanatic and more like a freak (please see www.k-fleet.blogspot.com). The fact that he owns an $85 replica Jason Vorhees mask, and wears it, is proof enough of that. We still love him, though, until the sun goes down and he gets locked in his room in the basement ;)

So he is contemplating NOT dressing up for Halloween this year. Halloween is the one chance out of the year that the fans of the dark and morose get to publicly don their best horrific duds and not face arrest due to public endangerment. How could any self-respecting fan of horror cast aside the pagan holiday because they feel they are lacking creativity or because those around them do not appreciate the effort? I say slap on the gas mask (also newly purchased), get yourself a big killy-type thing, and trot to work as some odd creation that is sure to make at least one 6 year old sleep with his/her parents that night. As for the Yeti costume, why couldn't a yeti assimilate with society? Maybe he is a coffee bitch at Starbucks. I say put on a fat suit (as Yeti's do not like the Atkins diet), put on an apron and a name tag, and be the suburban Yeti who drives a Toyota Camry and slings half-caf caramel mochachinos with soy whip and cinnamon sprinkle!